How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb?
You don't. He'll lie and say he changed the lightbulb as Republicans eagerly agree while injuring themselves running into each other in the darkness. Then, Democrats will change the lightbulb as Republicans try to stop them. Afterward, Trump will claim he changed the bulb and accuse the Left of being anti-illumination. Finally, JD Vance will claim immigrants break lightbulbs to commit crimes in the dark.