Now that the #nyc mayor, Eric Adams, has been indicted, it's as good a moment as any to resurface this treasure from the Onion:

theonion.com/de-blasio-well-we…

Seen elsewhere: "it's kind of crazy how many tough on crime politicians are becoming criminals"

Want more context? Ethan has a good article: masto.nyc/@EthanHarp/113201308…

#ericadams

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’

NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference Tuesday.

^{The Onion Staff (The Onion)}