"Vladimir #Putin has ordered #Russians to have #sex at #work during lunch and coffee breaks because of a decline in the #birth rate in the country."

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The #Fascism is in your pants

"Putin said: 'The preservation of the #Russian people is our highest national priority.'"

So stop sending them to die in meatwaves in #Ukraine, you moron

metro.co.uk/2024/09/15/vladimi…

It gets more dystopian, it sounds like a joke, a comedy skit, but it's the grim reality for Russian's lives...

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#Russia

Vladimir Putin demands Russians have sex at work after fall in birth rate

The sex-at-work scheme has been ordered by the Kremlin because the current fertility rate is far too low at around 1.5 children per woman.

^{Jasper King (Metro)}