US Marines have stolen oil tankers.

From now on, when an American tells you they are a marine, your immediate response should be to ask them about being a pirate.

"Do you have a parrot?"
"Do you wear an eyepatch when at sea?"
(sing) "Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!"
"When are you going to get a peg leg?"
"How many oil tankers have you captured on the high seas?"

#marines #USmarines